Astrologically Speaking, "The Bachelor" Plot Twist Tooooootally Makes Sense
Was this whole thing written in the stars?
As everyone who pledges allegiance to Bachelor Nation knows, gaping butthole of a man Arie Luyyendwhatever Jr. called off his engagement with Becca K. to be with Lauren B. A true TRA-👏 -VE-👏 -STY. 👏
Well, I've consulted the stars about this one, and lemme tell ya: IT. ALL. MAKES. SENSE.
First of all, Arie here is a Virgo.
His almost-bride-to-be, Becca, is an Aries.
And Lauren, the runner up and ~other woman~, is a Scorpio.
Let's talk about WHY all this makes sense, shall we?
Being a Virgo, Arie probably picked Becca because he saw her as the "practical" option, given that, on paper, she seemed like his "ideal woman". (Which let's recognize as FUCKED UP.)
However, Arie was always going on about how attracted he was to Lauren, a Scorpio. Interestingly, each sign is ruled by a part of the body, and Scorpio just so happens to be ruled by the GENITALS. Funny how Arie seems to be ruled by his even though he's a Virgo!!!
With that being said, a Virgo-Scorpio union DOES make a lot of sense...
...and in a Virgo-Aries relationship, Virgo would have all the power. :/
But now the question is, will our scorned Scorp Lauren take back Arie after he left her for another woman?! Scorpios are famous for holding grudges... and getting revenge.
Honestly though, if I was reading Lauren's cards going into tonight's episode...
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So who do you think Arie should end up with?
vote votesBecca the Aries
vote votesLauren the Scorpio
vote votesThis bowling ball #NeverForget
vote votesChris Harrison, the Leo (since Chris is the only one he shared EVERYTHING with ANYWAY.)