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Astrologically Speaking, "The Bachelor" Plot Twist Tooooootally Makes Sense

Was this whole thing written in the stars?

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As everyone who pledges allegiance to Bachelor Nation knows, gaping butthole of a man Arie Luyyendwhatever Jr. called off his engagement with Becca K. to be with Lauren B. A true TRA-👏 -VE-👏 -STY. 👏

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However, Arie was always going on about how attracted he was to Lauren, a Scorpio. Interestingly, each sign is ruled by a part of the body, and Scorpio just so happens to be ruled by the GENITALS. Funny how Arie seems to be ruled by his even though he's a Virgo!!!

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With that being said, a Virgo-Scorpio union DOES make a lot of sense...

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Virgos and Scorpz are both extremely deep thinkers and very tactile. They have a lot of soul, and seem to have some sort of ~unspoken connection~ which was clear given the, uh, simple vernacular they engaged in when together.

...and in a Virgo-Aries relationship, Virgo would have all the power. :/

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Since Virgos are more pragmatic than Arians, they usually have more leverage in the relationship. And while there can be immediate magnetism at first, the length of the relationship in uncertain. This was sadly proven true by last night's "unedited, real time" footage.

  1. So who do you think Arie should end up with?

    So who do you think Arie should end up with?
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    Becca the Aries
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    Lauren the Scorpio
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    This bowling ball #NeverForget
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    Chris Harrison, the Leo (since Chris is the only one he shared EVERYTHING with ANYWAY.)
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So who do you think Arie should end up with?
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    This bowling ball #NeverForget
  4. Chris Harrison, the Leo (since Chris is the only one he shared EVERYTHING with ANYWAY.)
     
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    Chris Harrison, the Leo (since Chris is the only one he shared EVERYTHING with ANYWAY.)
  1. And do you think Lauren will take Arie back after all of this?

    And do you think Lauren will take Arie back after all of this?
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