So IDK if you've heard, but yesterday, TMZ reported that Ariana Grande has been quarantining with a ~new man~.
I'm over here like:
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Allegedly, the ~new man~ is luxury real estate agent Dalton Gomez.
Dalton is apparently friends with Ariana's A-list peers like Miley Cyrus, but more importantly...
...he looks *EXACTLY* like the lovechild of Pete Davidson and Shawn Mendes.
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SIMPLE MATH!
Here's Dalton again, but this time, try to visualize Pete Davidson:
LIKE?!?!?!?!?!
Now this time, look at Dalton and visualize Shawn Mendes:
It's...uncanny, truly.
THIS GUY IS LITERALLY AN OPTICAL ILLUSION!!!!!!!
Like, I can't decide which one he looks more like. It changes the longer I stare at him???
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TL;DR, Ari's new boyfriend is a human Animorph™ of Pete Davidson and Shawn Mendes.
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I SAID WHAT I SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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