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    Posted on Dec 16, 2017

    21 Things Everyone With Freakishly Tiny Hands Will Relate To

    "Do you like chasing cars?!"

    1. You exclusively wear children's gloves.

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    Which is actually a win for you because they're always cheaper and come in cuter colors.

    2. You can't really play instruments that well.

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    Unless it's something small, like a ukelele or a mandolin.

    3. People always ask to compare hands with you...

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    4. ...and you always worry that your hands are too clammy when you do.

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    5. People constantly compare your hands to Donald Trump's.

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    Smol.

    6. And you've heard the joke, "You know what they say about guys with small hands..."

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    7. People ask if you can give handjobs.

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    8. Everyone asks you to untangle their earbuds for them...

    9. ...and help open necklace clasps...

    10. ...and untie knots that would never budge otherwise.

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    Little fingers are good for something after all!

    11. You can really get up there when you're picking your nose.

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    12. You have to text with two hands. No room for negotiation there.

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    13. You can't flip people off because they'll just think it's cute.

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    14. You've probably been called something along the lines of "Baby Hands" at some point in your life.

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    15. When someone holds hands with you, they're usually kind of weirded out at first.

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    16. Bowling is your worst nightmare because the bowling balls are always too big for you.

    17. You're prone to dropping your phone.

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    And if you haven't already, invest in a Pop Socket. Trust me.

    18. You can NEVER find rings in your size!!!

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    So when you do, it's a goddamn BFD.

    19. You can't shoot a basketball or throw a football.

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    20. Getting your nails done makes you look like a glamorous baby.

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    21. But at the end of the day, your little hands make you special.

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    SPECIAL!!!

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