Buzz·Posted on Dec 13, 201825 Tweets I Still Think About From 2018What if 'females' was pronounced like tamales?by Syd RobinsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. moon @MOONEMOTlCON i realized that “oh neptune” in Spongebob means “oh god” because Neptune is the god of the sea https://t.co/593QbZF4TL 01:07 AM - 27 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Shóna🤠 @shonakellyx3 what if u cracked ur knuckles and ur fingers started to glow like glow sticks 06:25 PM - 28 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. fair lady @k0mikaze_ Damn hitting a bong uses all four elements 07:10 AM - 16 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. harrys eyelids🎄 @esnytrash why did US schools teach us how to square dance in the fourth grade what was the reason 10:48 PM - 17 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji Anxiety is just spicy thoughts 04:54 AM - 18 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. T-Pain @TPAIN Ever wonder how many ghosts you’ve hit with your car? 02:36 AM - 11 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 𝒫𝑒𝓅𝒾 @nowayjxse what if ‘females’ was pronounced like tamales 08:59 AM - 18 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Drew @Drewskieeee Someone made up dinosaur sounds without ever hearing them 11:58 PM - 10 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Krispy Scream @mitchysuch Every white dude made a rap song with his friends in a basement in 2008 that would ruin his life if reavealed today 10:37 PM - 01 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji Kidneys are just body Britas 04:59 PM - 21 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Josh @LoserCrew I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal 11:26 PM - 10 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Boog @BoogTweets It’s impossible to buy a mirror that isn’t used 07:07 PM - 28 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. boopy bruce @weasel_babe triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture 06:47 PM - 12 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. J @JasonStraffen15 dude imagine being a bug and accidentally getting stuck in a car and driving far af away from everything you know 09:18 PM - 10 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Gina @ginadivittorio Ever had a dream with someone in it who didn't quite make sense? They were in your life, but not on a dream level? Like, I don't know why I'm drowning in this car submerged in a lake, but I especially don't know why I'm doing it with you, girl from my junior year sociology class. 02:25 PM - 06 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen can’t believe I just have to keep dating until someone likes me back or I die 03:34 PM - 02 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Danya @dxxnya crocs but thigh high 11:03 PM - 28 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. kate @kaiteasley justin bieber really said “swag, swag, swag on you. chillin by the fire while we eatin fondue” and we just let him 02:46 AM - 24 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. 𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖊 🦇 @thholyghost how did chucky manage to murder so many people??? just pick him up and yeet him in the bin. he's a doll 02:27 PM - 16 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Jacob Shaw @jakesaysyousuck Why does Kid Rock look like Dr. Phil dressed up as Kid Rock 12:50 AM - 15 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Anna Fox @AnnaMichelleFox One time at a party sophomore year I asked a guy if I could hit his vape and he said “this is my insulin pen, I have diabetes” and I think about it everyday 01:20 AM - 01 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. queen quen @quenblackwell katy perry really asked us if we ever felt like a plastic bag. she really asked us that 11:20 PM - 29 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. dirt prince ⚫️ @pants_leg what if u spelled jeff like jephph 01:07 PM - 31 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Neyda🥀 @wolfyneyda do u ever wanna take a nap but the nap doesn’t wanna take u 06:11 PM - 06 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Premee @premeesaurus i just read something like 'hey you know how long 2018 has been? we had an olympics this year and everybody forgot about it.' and i just stared off into the distance like 12:15 AM - 25 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite