The World Now Knows Jake Gyllenhaal's Real Height Thanks To Conan
For some reason, over on a website called Celeb Heights, people have been wondering how tall my boo is.
Anyway, last night Starlee Kine, host of the podcast Mystery Show, talked about one of her biggest mysteries to date, Jake Gyllenhaal's height.
She actually got Jake to come to the show and confirm his height.
But people on Celeb Heights were doubting the source!
So, you know what? Jake walked his sexy ass out onto the stage...
And revealed his height to the world.
And did the mystery end????
NO!!!!!!!! BECAUSE PEOPLE OVER AT CELEB HEIGHTS DOT COM STILL AREN'T BUYING IT!
Seriously, who cares how tall Jake is???? Let him live.
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