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    The World Now Knows Jake Gyllenhaal's Real Height Thanks To Conan

    Wut????

    For some reason, over on a website called Celeb Heights, people have been wondering how tall my boo is.

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    Is it that serious?????

    Anyway, last night Starlee Kine, host of the podcast Mystery Show, talked about one of her biggest mysteries to date, Jake Gyllenhaal's height.

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    Starlee said she decided to take on the case when someone mentioned they were finding various heights for Jake and just wanted the truth.

    She actually got Jake to come to the show and confirm his height.

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    But people still weren't buying it.

    But people on Celeb Heights were doubting the source!

    CONAN / youtube.com

    UM, YA'LL, THE SOURCE WAS JAKE! JAKE FUCKING GYLLENHAAL!

    So, you know what? Jake walked his sexy ass out onto the stage...

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    Kicked off his shoes...

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    And revealed his height to the world.

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    View this video on YouTube

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    And did the mystery end????

    NO!!!!!!!! BECAUSE PEOPLE OVER AT CELEB HEIGHTS DOT COM STILL AREN'T BUYING IT!

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    OMG!!!! I'M SO DONE WITH CELEB HEIGHTS!!!

    Seriously, who cares how tall Jake is???? Let him live.

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    ***Spoiler! If you didn't watch the video, he's 5' 11"***

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