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"Krampus" Is The Terrifying Holiday Movie You Didn't Know You Needed

Hide your kids, hide your wife.

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The trailer for Krampus, a holiday horror comedy film inspired by folklore about a demonic being that punishes naughty children, has dropped and I'm not sure how to feel.

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A holiday horror comedy? I'm intrigued, but also...WTF?


First, little dude here gets all angsty and rips up his letter to Santa. Then he tosses it out the window, causing some sort of evil, magical storm to appear. / BuzzFeed

Kids, do not do this. As a matter of fact, just don't fuck with magic or make wishes or anything like that during the holidays. It's dangerous. Just don't. Stop and think first.

Then, obviously, someone hears a noise and everyone's all, "Let's go check it out. What's the worst that could happen?" / BuzzFeed

How about you just stay where you are, board up the damn windows, lock yourselves in one room and wait for this shit to pass?! DON'T BE NOSY! MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND PRETEND YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING! THE MONSTERS HAVE ARRIVED. IT'S NOT YOUR HOUSE ANYMORE!