Visiting New York As A Texan Is Weird AF And I Need To Talk About It

*says y'all on the subway*

You got super excited when you thought Junior's was a Whataburger.

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Cheesecake is great but I could really go for a Honey BBQ Chicken Strip Sandwich after walking 20 blocks.

You're constantly being honked at for crossing the street.

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New Yorker's may not care that you're in the road, but at least they aren't going 80 in a 50.

You can't get queso anywhere.

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I know it's not Torchy's, but can you at least melt some cheese in a bowl?

You don't really own a good coat so you just bring three different jackets to layer on.

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Do you think a denim jacket will be warm enough?

The shopping is way better in New York, but you can't buy anything because it's all clothes for cold weather.

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You'd literally be able to wear it in Texas for one week out of the year.

You get jealous because your friends are currently wearing t- shirts and tennis shoes while you're braving the blizzards.

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This ain't it.

You miss HEB.

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I'd rather not walk 10 blocks to a CVS for shampoo.

You haven't heard a please, thank you, good morning, or howdy all week.

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Chivalry is dead in the north.

And while most people are enjoying Friday night in SoHo, you'd rather be at the football stadium.

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It's a lifestyle.

Honestly, ~Texas forever~!

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