1. It's not that patience isn't her strong suit, it's just that everyone else is always running late.
2. Diane's greatest fear in life is her bright red hair turning strawberry blonde as she gets older.
3. Diane LOVES yoga.
4. Diane's FAVORITE type of music is country music, and one of the most offensive things you can say to her is that country music is terrible.
5. Diane is a fervent believer in the power of brand identity.
6. One of the worst things you can do in front of Diane? Take her to Forever 21.
7. Diane LOVES Christmas.
8. Sleeping in is for the weak.
9. While Diane loves shopping with you, she probably enjoys shopping with her parents even more.
10. Diane's favorite animal is the Moose.
11. Making breakfast for Diane is a risky venture to say the least.
12. Diane is a Pope Francis FANGIRL.
13. Diane frequently visits an Ear Nose and Throat doctor. We won't disclose why, but we'll leave this Shrek gif here for reference:
14. While Diane operates on a VERY tight schedule, she will ALWAYS find time to online shop.
15. Diane is an avid reader. Of audiobooks that is.
16. Nothing annoys Diane more than having to buy reusable grocery bags.
17. One of the worst things you can tell Diane is that Whole Foods is better than Central Market.
18. Diane sneezes in the sunlight.
19. Diane's too humble to tell people about it, but she just landed a MAJOR internship with JPMorgan for next summer.
20. Diane can be a very private person, but don't be fooled.
21. TODAY IS HER 21st BIRTHDAY
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