I am NAILING this online uni thing...wait, how do I log in again?
Well...maybe you haven't literally birthed children — but as a mature age student you've definitely seen a lot more of the world. You're going to climb that learning curve!
Jokes on the whippersnappers though because your notes look like ART.
What happened to email? Why don't we just email anymore??
Day 225 of your media degree and no one has realised you don't know what meme means.
Ask me what a topic sentence is, please, I beg you!
Your own schedule is jam-packed — but hey, you felt the same way at their age.
You work full time, you maintain roaring social life — not to mention all the people that you've got relying on you. Throw in uni? Why not?!
You both understand the gymnastics involved when you're trying to do homework while simultaneously cooking dinner.
You've got substance, you've got style...you don't need a star-slide transition to wow your tutor.
Even online discussion boards can get heated — it's nice to have someone there who manages to keep a clear head while making their point.
You have the freedom to choose where you study and you're forever grateful for it.
And bloody oath you should!