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What MisManagement Position With The Hash House Harriers Is Ideal For You?

Besides the r\*nning. That's no hasher answer.

What's your favorite part of the hash?

Google this question if you played sports in high school.

If you were a Dungeons and Dragons character, what would be your highest ability score?

Choose an O face.

PBR is not a choice because we'd all pick it.

What's your favorite beer?

Because in the Game of Hash, You Drink or You Drink.

Pick a Game of Thrones character.

The Jointmaster is the 'vice president' of the hash. The Jointmaster helps with the running of things and will step up to hare if no one has claimed a slot on the hareline. Or step up to distribute haberdashery if the haberdasher can't make it. Or step up to keep the sign-in if the On-Sec can't make it. Or run circle if the RA can't make it. You get the idea. Hey, no, don't say "hash bitch!" That's offensive. This is a very important and respected office.

Jointmaster

The Haberdasher is responsible for creating, ordering, and maintaining the kennel's stash of logo'd patches, lanyards, mugs, coozies, tire irons, whistles, bottle openers, and anything else wanks want. This is especially important for planning swag for special events. A good haberdasher has plenty of room in their trunk to store wanks' objects of fancy. A bad haberdasher keeps patches in their butt. Don't be a bad haberdasher. No one wants that.

Haberdasher

The On-Sec is responsible for maintaining the books, website, and roster for the hash. You sign people in and take their money, upload trail information to the website and listserv, and help the RA sober up long enough to call out analversaries and returners. That's pretty much the worst part. The rest of this job is on your own time at a computer, so if you like to wank while you serve (and who doesn't?), this is the job for you.

On-sec

The Relgious Advisor runs circle after every hash, which is pretty much like running a meeting of toddlers. Who are drunk. You have to know at least four songs and be able to walk the fine line between hosting a party and getting down to business. Keep it fast, keep it funny.

Religious Advisor

This is the most important job in the entire hash. We can lead our own songs if we have to, we can do without swag, we can wild-hare a trail, we can make up data. BUT WE CANNOT DO WITHOUT BEER. Beermeisters get beer to each hash, and take any leftovers (HA!) home to be stored for the next hash.

Beermeister

Songmeisters teach the kennel new songs at Hash Practice or Choral Practice or Hey RA Can I Teach The Kennel a New Song I Heard At Interhash No Okay Then. It's a hard job because drunk hashers have an attention span of about three words, but if you're up for the challenge, it's a noteworthy position.

What MisManagement Position With The Hash House Harriers Is Ideal For You?

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