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56 Insanely Truthful Thoughts During Your First Ride At The Sweat Shoppe.

*****Didn't realize I could sweat from there!??

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1. Booked my bike at The Sweat Shoppe last night. I'm feeling myself cause I'm #healthy.

2. OK…Wait what? They actually have the HEAT on in the room?

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3. I’ll just get off the bike now and walk out before the instructor sees me.🙄 🙄

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4. Oh crap, the instructor just smiled at me.

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5. The door just closed! There go the lights…TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM!!!!!

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6. I haven’t started moving and I’m already sweating.

7. Hmm…I didn’t know I could sweat there.

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8. OH GOD! And we’re off!

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9. Ohhh …HELL YEA THIS IS MY SOOOONG!

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10. Is it getting hotter? *Looks around the room* You all feel that too right?!

11. We’re almost done right?

12. WHAT?!? You call this an easy WARM UP?

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13. I must have already burned 100 calories.

14. The instructor looks like they're floating…is this even hard for them?

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15. Ohh...Hellllllooo good looking in the front row!

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16. .*Looks at self in mirror* …My face is the color of a tomato…cute…real cute.

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17. ARE WE THERE YET?!

18. Thank goodness, finally back in the saddle! My sweet sweet saddle. How I’ve missed you.

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19. Another tap!? *little turn*…oohhhhh FUCK OUCH!!

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20. Back out to third?!? But we just did that!!!!

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21. Butt back, core tight, butt back, core tight.

22. Oh who am I kidding I’m just trying to remember to breathe.

23. IS THERE ANY AIR IN THIS ROOM??!

24. OK…focus. You’ve got this. Find someone to follow.

25. On the beat, feeling strong, YES, YES! ITS HAPPENING!

26. I. GOT. THIS.

27. *Makes eye contact with instructor* YESSSS I AM WITH YOU!

28. OK…so maybe not totally with you...maybe some fans? Please?

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29. Hello? Fans? Are you there?

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30. Do you think the instructor knows there are fans in the room?

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31. I’m just gonna take a real quick sit in the saddle…just a little rest…just for a moment.

32. *Instructor walks by* Please don’t stop at me, please don’t stop.

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33. *Instructor stops* Go go go go go go go everything you got, give them everything you got.

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34. *Instructor walks away* I thought they would never leave.

35. WATER…MUST. HAVE. WATER.

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36. Ok…we have to be close to the end….

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37. FIVE MORE SONGS?!?!?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

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38. I can’t, I can’t, I can’t!

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39. *Cutie on the bike next to me gives me a smile* Ohhhhhh I can I can I can.

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40. Let me just pull my butt back over that saddle and give em something to talk about!

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41. F.U.C.K.…My legs are going to give out…

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42. Can’t. Pull. Butt. Back. Any. Further.

43. Wait, I’m sorry did the instructor just ask me to tap it up AGAIN?

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44. I don’t think I have any sweat left in me…*Sweat drips off face* WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?

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45. OK…OK they said five songs left three songs ago, so that’s how many left?

46. Can’t think…math is hard.

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47. Just keep spinning, just keep spinning.

48. I’m going to hurt this instructor when I get off the bike…IF I can even walk after I get off this bike...

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49. I’m actually dying. I see the light…this is it…this is the end…walk towards the light.

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50. Wait…what’s that I feel? What is that luxurious movement in the air? IS THAT?….IT IS!….THE FANS!!!!!

51. ONE SONG LEFT!!!!!

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52. GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!! Wait….will my feet stay clipped in?! SO FAAAASSSSSSST!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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53. CAN’T. KEEP. SPEED. MUST. STOP. LEGS. WON’T. SURVIVE.

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54. Three…Two…One…AND DONE

55. I made it…WAIT… I MADE IT!!!!

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56. I AM SUPER HUMAN HEAR ME ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok…but real though…get me off this bike.

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