1. Rolling a condom on a cylindrical fruit or vegetable helps with nothing.
2. It’s weird
3. It smells
4. You might not be in love
5. Rose petals, candles, and music are more fantasy than reality
6. Some guys don’t know how to unclip a bra
7. Penetration does not equal impregnation
8. You’re not going to mom with any questions.
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