Which Ultimate Laser Dream Team Member Are You?

Are you a safety hazard like Joe? Is your grip on your sanity as weak as Claire’s? Did you make out with a girl once like Dylan? Found out your Floor 9 identity now!

  1. What is your major?
    1. Natural Sciences
    2. Social Sciences
    3. Engineering
    4. Computer Science
    5. Doesn’t matter as long as it’s Pre-med
    6. I have no idea what I’m doing, ever.
  2. It's Saturday night. You're...
    1. In bed by 11
    2. Getting sloshed
    3. Crying in your closet
    4. Having mono
    5. Watching your friends, slightly concerned
    6. Playing soccer
  3. What is your favorite thing to drink?
    1. “Hot Chocolate”
    2. Arnold Palmer
    3. Sour Apple Vodka
    4. Chocolate Milk
    5. Lobster Bisque
    6. Seltzer Water
  4. "Ultra Light Beam" is on karaoke. What's your part?
    1. “We on that ultra light beam”
    3. “I’m tryina keep my faith”
    4. “I’m just havin fun with it”
    5. “UH!”
    6. “We don’t want no devils in the house”
  5. What's your slogan?
    1. “Lol you thought.”
    2. “Eat em’ out, man!”
    3. “Hi I like lobsters”
    4. “Word.”
    5. “Maybe next year.”
    6. “Have you guys seen THE MOON!?”
  6. What's your signature look?
    1. Soccer pants
    2. Rain jacket and adidas pants
    3. Adidas pants and a sweater vest
    4. Training pants
    5. Sweater with soccer pants
    6. Soccer soccer soccer pants
  7. What's your favorite hangout spot on campus?
    1. Schenley Park, I go for the view
    2. The Pete, go team
    3. Floor 3, for great decisions
    4. Top of Cathy, best place for bangin chicks
    5. Anywhere I can take a nap
    6. In the middle of the road
  8. Choose your anthem.
    1. “Rock Lobster” by the B-52’s
    2. “Shoop” by Salt N Pepa
    3. “Rich Girl” by Daryl Hall and John Oates
    4. “Take on Me” by A-Ha
    5. Some Weird Icelandic Song
    6. “O Holy Night” by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir
  9. What is your spirit animal?
    1. A dragon, because I flame everyone constantly
    2. A golden retriever, because I’m flawless and loyal
    3. A rabbit, because I love mating
    4. A lobster.
    5. A raccoon, because I like to fuck with everything and dig through trash
    6. A bear, because I could beat anyone up, any time, any place
  10. When you're not in class, you're probably...
    1. Watching sports
    2. Being short
    3. Indoctrinating preschoolers with socialist ideals
    4. Trying to get people to go to dinner with you
    5. Bench pressing an entire freight train
    6. Building a fckin robot idgaf
  11. Your best pickup line is...
    1. “Are you from Tennessee? Cause you look like you’re from Tennessee?”
    2. “BOIIIII”
    3. “Wake up I’m bored”
    4. “Can I interest you fellas in some Texas toast?”
    5. “My ass is dented. Wanna see?”
    6. “You had me at Shalom”
  12. What's your go-to midnight snack?
    1. Crackers dipped in butter
    2. Chocolate milk and milk duds
    3. Indian food
    4. All of Dylan’s chips
    5. Fruits or nuts
    6. Lobsters
  13. Pick a deadly sin
    1. Sloth
    2. Bitchiness
    3. Lust
    4. Envy
    5. Pride
    6. Anger
  14. Pick an elephant

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