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I had a roommate who would paint the bathroom walls with her makeup. She'd do her makeup with her fingers for the most part, and instead of washing them off in the sink, wiping them on a towel, or even wiping her hands on her pajamas... she'd wipe her hands on the bathroom wall and… Read More

I went to a four-year private college, and I received about $20K in scholarships from the school directly each year. The financial aid package was the main reason I picked the school I attended. I was met with unexpected "hidden costs" in the tuition that continually kept me from… Read More

My "something old" ended up being a silver broach that my grandfather gave my grandmother for their 25th wedding anniversary. My mom brought it with her for my wedding ceremony as a "good omen." I pinned it in the middle of my chest, and it looked like it was part of the dress' design… Read More

An "enchamale." I tossed some corn tortillas on the stove, melted cheese on them, took a perfectly good tamale & wrapped it in the cheesy tortillas, tossed it in a baking dish, covered it with more cheese and enchilada sauce, & popped it in the oven long enough to heat through… Read More

I had a manager offer me a promotion (I accepted), and I immediately fell ill the next day and was out of work for the next week. The illness turned out to be a chronic disorder that required surgery and constant medication (and is limited to women). When I finally made it back into… Read More

10 needs to get the whole damn fam tested for Marfans

My (then) boyfriend had decided to propose on Independence Day (my favorite holiday, but he claims he didn't know). He had his mom hang onto the ring for a while so he didn't get nervous and pop the question early (and so that I couldn't accidentally find it). That evening, he picked… Read More

What's your favorite flavor of JUUL pod? Do you have a favorite battery? Do you share if anyone asks for a hit of it?

I don’t/can’t take “sick days.” I’m literally always sick

...because we'd already put a disclaimer on our reception invite that said "we love your kids, but we didn't invite them