Suza

He believes that “withholding sex” (not wanting to have sex) is a form of spousal abuse and he hates body positivity, feminism, and the #metoo movement because it’s “putting good guys out of jobs”.

Ugh. TBH most of these sound like shit my dad says. When I was in high school and crying because I didn’t have a BF, he told me that he was glad that I “didn’t have the greatest figure” because if my body matched my face, he’d be worried. Awesome thing to say to your daughter when… Read More

TWO BLANKETS. It’s a game changer! We sleep comfortably in the same bed but she wraps herself like a burrito in her sleep.

I used to work in the Small Business department at Bell Mobility. One year, we’d gotten a new VP and he sent the entire department an email excitedly telling us that he’d set aside a budget of $20 per employee for a Christmas party. A few days later, he emailed us again to say that… Read More

I grew up in the same small town that my parents were raised in. When my brother and I were little, we lived in the house next door to my grandparents; the house my mom grew up in. When my mom was a little girl in the 1960’s, she’d see people coming into her house every night. They’d… Read More

Supernatural can do no wrong.

My mom and I are very close but the scariest memories I have as a child were of spankings. She’d try really hard to always be calm and gentle but sometimes she’d just have had enough and she’d snap. Spanking tells your kids that hitting is justified sometimes and it’s way too easy… Read More

Didn’t anyone tell him that the formula is half your age plus seven? 47/2=23.5+7=30.5

I found out that a colleague of mine owned a few rental properties and that he’d been getting his tenants to pay him in cash so that he could hide that income and avoid paying income tax. This guy was into some really bad stuff and he was pretty scary. I waited for a couple of years… Read More

Nah. You’re lame.