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    Several Reasons Why William Kenny Should Have Been Traded For Kyrie

    Happy Birthday, William.

    He already knows how to play basketball.

    I mean, look at how talented.

    He shows promising defensive skills.

    He'll do whatever it takes to get the job done.

    He would be ready to bounce fan-girls away from LeBron.

    He can climb things.

    He has experience with having to play a zone defense.

    He already has quite the fan base.

    He would be ready to elevate LeBron above himself, as it wouldn't be the first person he's done this with.

    And look how good he looks with this trophy. He would get you another one.