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    18 Times Google Translate Failed So Hard It Won

    Machine-translated BuzzFeed is the best BuzzFeed.

    1. When it knew exactly how you feel scrolling through your crush's Facebook:

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    2. When it nailed the utterly WTF nature of these Japanese novelty underpants:

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/yuikashima/chocolatepants#.dikGAY3Ml
    https://www.ms-online.co.jp/lingerie_shorts/020301001/

    3. When it perfectly summed up your feelings on pancakes:

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    4. When it asked the important questions:

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    5. When it showed you how to take flattering nudes:

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    6. When it understood your commute frustrations:

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    7. When it cryptically captured your social anxiety:

    I don't like falling into a wheel with anyone, known or unknown https://t.co/d7i372gZ6k

    8. When it described this very special shindig:

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    That paper gown ~does~ sometimes feel as light and immaterial as a doily.

    9. When it empathized with your relationship issues:

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    10. When it gave Gunther no reciprocity in this Russian Friends fanfic:

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    11. When it used a definite article to underscore the gravity of this tale:

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    12. When it articulated the deep existential angst of #avocadoproblems:

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    13. When it calmly addressed your medical concerns:

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    14. When it poetically described this truth of being tall:

    BuzzFeed Brasil / Via buzzfeed.com

    15. And revealed the benefits of dating a tall person:

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    16. When it brought you your daily moment of Zen:

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    17. When it understood your social circle:

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    18. And when it actually translated this German headline accurately:

    BuzzFeed Germany / Via buzzfeed.com

    Ugh, nagellack really is an ARSCHLOCH.

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