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18 Times Google Translate Failed So Hard It Won

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1. When it knew exactly how you feel scrolling through your crush's Facebook:

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2. When it nailed the utterly WTF nature of these Japanese novelty underpants:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/yuikashima/chocolatepants#.dikGAY3Ml
https://www.ms-online.co.jp/lingerie_shorts/020301001/

3. When it perfectly summed up your feelings on pancakes:

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4. When it asked the important questions:

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5. When it showed you how to take flattering nudes:

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6. When it understood your commute frustrations:

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7. When it cryptically captured your social anxiety:

I don't like falling into a wheel with anyone, known or unknown https://t.co/d7i372gZ6k

8. When it described this very special shindig:

That paper gown ~does~ sometimes feel as light and immaterial as a doily.
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That paper gown ~does~ sometimes feel as light and immaterial as a doily.

9. When it empathized with your relationship issues:

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10. When it gave Gunther no reciprocity in this Russian Friends fanfic:

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11. When it used a definite article to underscore the gravity of this tale:

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12. When it articulated the deep existential angst of #avocadoproblems:

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13. When it calmly addressed your medical concerns:

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14. When it poetically described this truth of being tall:

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15. And revealed the benefits of dating a tall person:

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16. When it brought you your daily moment of Zen:

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17. When it understood your social circle:

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18. And when it actually translated this German headline accurately:

Ugh, nagellack really is an ARSCHLOCH.
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Ugh, nagellack really is an ARSCHLOCH.

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