8 Posts From Around The Globe That Prove Working At BuzzFeed Is A Literal Nightmare

Seriously, what a nightmare. I can't even with these. I give up. Shut it down, turn off the site, let's all go home.

1. From Español: Así sería el mundo si las marcas famosas tradujeran sus nombres a Español (Here's What Would Happen If Brands Changed Their Names Into Spanish)

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Who doesn't love a little bit of literal translation? I KNOW I DO. And "El Rey De Las Hamburguesas" really does sound noble. For BuzzFeed: "AlimentaciónZumbido"?

2. From France: 30 raisons de ne jamais aller en Bretagne (30 Reasons You Should Never Go To Brittany)

The obvious choice this week from France, which has gone CRAZY viral – do not mess with the Bretons! – and is both fun and beautiful.

3. From Germany: 23 Sätze, die Schwarze Frauen nicht mehr hören wollen (23 Things Black Women In Germany Don't Want To Hear Anymore)

As Facebook commenter Mina Guivala said in the comments section: "Ich hab noch nie nen akurateren Post bei Buzzfeed gesehen!" Translation: I've never seen a more accurate post on BuzzFeed!

4. From Brazil: 22 provas de que 1995 foi o ano mais importante da música brasileira (22 Things That Prove 1995 Was The Most Important Year In Brazilian Music)

With this single GIF, I think Brazil Editor Manu Barem has made a perfect argument.

5. From India: Indians Try American Snacks

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Our very first, awesome videos from India! A edit/video collab -- see if you can spot some of our writers from Mumbai here.

6. From Australia: 21 Things All Aussies Remember From Primary School

Here's a fun game! Can you guess which of the above pictures features the childhood photo of an actual BuzzFeed editor? RIGHT or LEFT? Send your guesses to [e-mail].

7. From the UK: 42 Reasons The Netherlands Is The Worst Place On Earth

This incisive piece on the horror show that is the Netherlands has truly blown up. According to Maggie, who wrote this scathing tell-all, "My dad was very happy, it was shared by some bigwig politicians." Well done!

8. From Mexico: 51 Thoughts That Go Through Your Mind During Your First Week At BuzzFeed

Welcome to BuzzFeed, Baxter! And may the lord have mercy on your soul!