President Obama is not allowed to pet this Russian cat.
Or this one.
He can't even TALK to this cat.
He can't kiss this little pup.
He's been barred from this 6-year-old's room.
And this accounting department.
He can't get prescriptions filled at this pharmacy.
He can't eat this meal, or wash it down with a glass of Crimean wine.
The President better not get thirsty in Russia.
No juice for you.
But maybe that's for the best, because he can't use the men's room.
Yep, things are pretty bad.
Susie Armitage is the Global Managing Editor and is based in New York.
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