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12 Times The Mikaelsons Served Some Elegant Asskicking

Posh and murderous, The Originals' Elijah, Klaus, and Rebekah Mikaelson make slaughtering enemies look like art.

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1. When Elijah put Damon Salvatore in his place.

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Yeah, Damon. Show a little respect.

2. When Rebekah tortured Damon after their one-night stand.

Not sure if this is sadism or super-intense vampire kink.

3. When Rebekah head-slammed that guy who put his hand on her.

*hair flip* No one likes a creep.

4. When Rebekah kicked Katherine's ass...over and over again.

5. When Rebekah killed some of Marcel's trusty night walkers...

...and viewers only found out about it in this delightful scene.

6. When the ever-protective Elijah eliminated Agnes for nearly killing Hayley.

"No one hurts my family and lives. No one."
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"No one hurts my family and lives. No one."

7. And when he performed his signature heart extraction for the first time.

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There's something alluring about the way he rips out hearts — terrifying, but alluring.

8. When Rebekah showed smooth-talking Marcel that she can't be wooed.

I mean, look at those stilettos.

9. When Elijah retrieved a moonlight ring from this unfortunate guy.

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Always with a handkerchief.

10. And when Elijah revealed he could enter Francesca's house, all while recounting an epic tale about Al Capone.

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Note the head rolling through the doorway in the first few seconds.

11. When Klaus took out two werewolves using paintbrushes (PAINTBRUSHES!)...

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And completed his masterpiece with the blood of his enemies.

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Literally making murder a work of art.

12. And, finally, when Klaus rescued the gang by slaughtering a witch with a graduation cap.

And basically won Caroline's heart in the process.

(Klaroline forever.)