Buzz·Posted on May 9, 201716 Thoughts Every Woman Has Had During Sex With A ManHe whispered something in my ear, but I didn't understand a DAMN WORD.by Susana CristalliEquipe BuzzFeed, BrasilFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. I can't believe this song popped into my head right now. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com Now, every time I hear it, I'm gonna remember this fuck. 2. I'm lying on something, but God only knows what it is. Record / Divulgação My cell phone? My glasses? 3. He whispered something in my ear, but I didn't understand a DAMN WORD. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com Would it be bad to ask, "Hmmm, what was that, handsome?" 4. With those jeans he's wearing, I can't really tell if he's "ready" or not. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com But, if he were 100%, I think I'd know. 5. Jeez, could he not be getting it up? What a mess. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com No worries, let's give the guy a little time. 6. Well, would you look at that. I swear I never imagined THAT BODY under all those clothes. Twitter: @msannamellado Nothing wrong with that at all. 7. Seriously, is there such a thing as TOO wet? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Giphy / Via media.giphy.com Because I think I am. 8. Ah fuck, I was so close. Globo / Divulgação / Via Twitter: @realitysocial Let's go, focus. 9. I'll kill this bastard if he stops now. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com Don't. Stop. Now. 10. He didn't stop! I LOVE you. vevo.com At least exactly right now, I'm in love. 11. Jesus Christ, I think I'm getting a cramp... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com Right in the arch of my foot. 12. Is it wrong to be wondering how many calories I'm burning right now? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com I'm getting one hell of a work out. 13. That was great and all, but for the love of God, I NEED to pee. Twitter: @thewhitefoxie And if you need to pee right in the MIDDLE of it? Good luck. 14. Jeez, just look at how much hair fell out, mine and his! Ahphotoswpg / Getty Images And just when I was wanting to let it grow. 15. Actually, these knots in my hair are never coming out, are they? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com I didn't even bounce around that much! 16. But it's all good, 'cause my sex hair is simply MAR-VE-LOUS. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com Is it wrong that I want to take a selfie to capture the voluptuous beauty that is my hair at this very moment? This post was translated from Portuguese.