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17 Thoughts You've Definitely Had In The Waiting Room At The Doctor's Office

Why do they even bother scheduling appointments if they know that the doctor will never, ever be ready to see anyone at their appointed time?

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2. "Why do they even bother scheduling appointments if they know that the doctor will never, ever be ready to see anyone at their appointed time?"

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And yet they act like it's the end of the world if you show up five minutes late to an "appointment."

3. "And the worst part of all is that the checkup itself lasts five minutes."

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I don't mind waiting an hour to see you, but could you at least make something up to make me feel like the wait was worthwhile?

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8. "I want to get some more jellybeans at the reception desk, but I'm embarrassed. Ah, what the heck, I want candy."

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I revert to my six-year-old self whenever I go to the doctor.

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12. "I'm here because I have a fever, but maybe I can make the most of the visit and ask about that pain in my stomach as well? Or do they only allow one ailment per visit..."

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I'll just casually slip in the whole stomach pain issue. And maybe that weird pain in my knee, as well...

13. "What do you mean you don't take my insurance?"

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You won't see me because you don't accept my insurance, but you'll magically find time to see some rando who doesn't even have insurance? Okay, I get it.

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15. "Will the doctor think walking from the driveway to the house counts as sufficient daily exercise?"

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The gym is just soooooo far away. And it's cold outside.

And I just don't want to exercise.

16. "I hope I get a lollipop for being a good patient after this is over."

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Especially if I need to get a shot or have blood drawn. No, no, no, no, NO!!!

17. "Okay, remind me next time to ask for an audio recording with that prescription..."

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All I got from this was the exclamation point. Why is there an exclamation point on a prescription?! O_o

This post was translated from Portuguese.

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