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14 Images That Are Sure To Excite Any Adult

Oh yeah, baby. File those taxes.

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1. Ooh, yeah! Look at that full wash and dry cycle! Those clothes are going to be soooo clean! Unf.

Instagram: @vidadecasadamoderna

This feels so naughty! I feel like I need to be looking at this in an incognito tab.

2. Yes, yes, more! Your fridge is sooo well-stocked!

Instagram: @piermarchi

Such a well-balanced and well-stocked fridge full of food. Oh YEAH!

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3. Come close to my ear and whisper, "Oh, yeah...pay off that bill."

Instagram: @ferrazevaldt

Your credit score is gonna be soooo huge.

4. Oh yes, baby. COVER me.

Instagram: @luvmamindadi

Get ready to see the dentist, dermatologist, gastroenterologist...all for the low, low price of just your co-pay.

5. I love hearing your sweet moans.

Instagram: @cftakemoto

Nothing feels as good as how homemade baked goods taste.

6. I've been very, very dirty. If only someone would help wash me down. ☺️

Instagram: @alianca_lavanderia

Uunnnf. Wash all those stains away. Oh, it's gonna take an extra cycle? If you insist... 😏

7. YES! Rub out those...shoe marks.

Instagram: @soarespisosereformas

Take a little linseed oil, rub it in deep, and get all that nasty stuff out.

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8. I like to do everything in bed. πŸ˜‰

Instagram: @kellycaesar

Like napping and reading and sometimes, when I'm feeling extra naughty, even watching Netflix.

9. Let's eat out tonight.

Instagram: @renatavieirafreitas

No dishes. No cooking. No fuss. Just a perfect meal exactly how you want it.

10. Come to me, pretty little thing.

Instagram: @libluee

I can only finish if you say my two favorite words: "free shipping."

11. I'm going to fall mouth-first onto you.

Instagram: @reidagela

I just have to be careful not to over-indulge. 😏 (Because tomorrow is a work day and a hangover makes it very difficult to focus.)

12. What if I just slide my finger over this? Does that turn you on?

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I like to rise early, if you know what i mean.

13. I'll be on top tonight. 😜

Instagram: @meularemaistres

There's nothing quite like having a complete matching set.

14. Oh yeah, baby! I love how massive your stacks are.

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Oops, looks like I need might need to fill out a Form 1098-Q, 'cause I might qualify for a longevity annuity contract. 😏

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