1. When they first take off their pants:
2. When you're giving them head, and they ask how you learned to do that so well:
3. When you let them finish on your face, but you also kind of don't want to get it in your eyes:
4. When they've been going down on you for two minutes, and then ask if you've climaxed yet:
5. When they're trying, really trying, but just can't seem to find your clitoris:
6. And then when they finally hunt it down:
7. When you get on top but forgot to tie your hair back:
8. When they start pulling moves that are clearly inspired by a porno:
9. When you start thinking that it would have been better to just get a solid eight hours of sleep instead:
10. When you're not sure if they climaxed already, or if they're just suuuuper into it:
11. When you feel a cramp coming on:
12. When they finish before you:
13. ...versus when you finish before them:
14. And finally, the next day, when you think back to that night and how it was totally worth it:
This post was translated from Portuguese.