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    Updated on May 16, 2019. Posted on Jul 13, 2018

    14 Thoughts We've All Had While Giving A Blow Job

    "Hurry uuuuuup!"

    1. "Thank god it's clean."


    Because that clean dick smell >>>>

    2. "How does one body part have this many textures?"

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    How can something be so smooth and so wrinkly at once?

    3. "Did that ball sack just move by itself?"

    And is it just me, or is it getting bigger?

    4. "Wait, it hasn't stopped growing yet?"

    5. "Oh wait, that's it?"

    Twitter: @CabelloLovato5H

    Whelp, time to get resourceful.

    6. "Watch where you swing that thing, buddy, or you're going to poke an eye out!"

    7. "I could really, really use a pillow right now."


    **Tries to telepathically communicate that your knees are dying**

    8. "SHIT am I going to vom?"

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    That gag reflex <<<<

    9. "Pretty sure I'm going to get a cramp if this doesn't end soon..."

    Twitter: @natacha_fg

    Hurry uuuuup!

    10. "But there's no way in hell I'm giving up now!"

    I'm not going to stop; I'm going to work harder!

    11. "Please, please let me know when you're close..."

    Twitter: @drauwls

    **Reaches for the tissues**

    12. "Mmmmm yep that's definitely a pube in my mouth."

    BBC First Australia


    13. "Here we go — finally!"


    **Braces self**

    14. And finally: "Yep, I did that."

    You're so welcome ;)

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    This post was translated from Portuguese.