13.You’re not a developmental pediatrician, but you’re confident in your ability to accurately diagnose the condition of “Somewhere on the Spectrum.”
14.You take offense when someone calls you a “teacher,” unless that someone is the cashier at Books a Million.
15.You live for parties where people are playing Taboo or Catch Phrase or.... um... uh... what's the name of that other word finding game? It's uh.... it's on the tip of my tongue...
16.Oh, and you know how to play, like, every children’s board game ever made without reading the directions. You enjoy walking down the game aisle at Target saying, “I’ve got this one, this one, this one, this one…”