What do you call the opposite of a beaver shot? ...no reason.
All though she appreciates you taking time out of your busy schedules to traumatize a little girl, Suri Cruise was wondering if you could maybe chill the fuck out ?
Scientologists do not believe in disciplining their kids, instead they allow them to do want . Even if what they want to do is eat penis shaped gummy candy in public .
"She won't let me leave unless I'm wearing what she wants me to wear. She's got great taste!" ~ Suri's Mother
Awww, cute meets mildly disturbing.
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