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    • SuperNinjaBabe

      My two friends and I had gone to Bonaroo one year. We camped out in muddy, disgusting fields with thousands of other people. There were maybe a dozen porta-potties for all those people. On the second night of the festival, we stopped off at the porta-potties before hitting our tents. All the lights were out around the toilets, so it was a guessing game inside. My flip flop slipped on some toilet paper, and I put my hand out behind me to stop myself from falling. It landed in a steaming, warm pile of shit. I screamed so loud and probably woke everyone up. Cherry on top of the cake was that the portable sinks were out of water, so I had to clean up with baby wipes and hand sanitizer. It’s a miracle I didn’t contract a disease or something.

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