A Definitive List Of Green Vegetables

definitive by the authority of like mike twain or whatever his name is or something

spinach

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spinach sure is a vegetable, and is also green

kale

i hate kale so much

cabbage

thats a pretty big cabbage

watercress

i simply hadnt even heard of this before

artichoke

also never heard of this but apparently the middle is poison or something, so there you have it

cucumber

i really quite like cucumber, actually

zucchini

zucchini is a sinful tragedy and i hate it so much. it is the ruiner of recipes and the trasher of the trust i had in Creation

coriander

also absolutely awful

leek

utterly festy

peas

tolerable, i suppose

brocccoli

only edible when cooked

Brussel sprouts

ive actually been spared the foul taste of brussel sprouts (BS); but not the awe-inspiring tales and rumours that serve as a description to their taste from hardy survivours.