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Dude! Where's my car? I dont even remember anything about it except a joke about repetitive tattoos and a giant woman

Come on Eileen! Hes trying to convince her to to have sex. "You in that dress, well I must confess my thoughts they turn dirty! Come onEileen! !

We had music on for our 2 year olds. One little guy was rolling around on the floor and kicking his feet behind him. I asked him, "oh are you break dancing?" And with the most horrible and mean face he could make, he said, "No! I'm doin' yoga!"

Your husband sounds like a jackass

When people assume you had to have something traumatic happen to you in order to be depressed and/or anxious. It's hereditary and runs heavily in my family. Also that going to therapy or taking medicine means you "lost" or aren't strong enough.

Steven Tyler. Yes the famous one from Aerosmith. His music is alright but just not him. I've had dreams where he eats me alive like a snake. Hes so scary looking and gross. I won't watch anything with him in it. Nope nope nope

Move and unpack the stuff you NEED first. Toilet paper, tooth brush, shower supplies. Your BED. Pack them all together if possible. And move what you can yourself. That way if movers don't show up or get lost in a long distance move, you at least have enough to feel human until they… Read More

Also had a pre k kid demand that we call his mom because his penis "felt funky".

My very first job in a childcare facility and I had boy short hair. I picked up a little girl and she pushes the hair out of my face, pauses then says "there! Now you're not so ugly!" I thought it was "pretty" hilarious !!!

The scene in Juno when she just pulls over and sobs. The whole movie is cute and quirky and indy and then that scene is so real and raw. I cry every time.