This Squirrel Is A Thief And A Rascal

Hazel may look like any other adorable squirrel, but she is out for your nuts.

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Hazel is full of excuses: she's pregnant, and is stockpiling food before she gives birth.

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"Fact is, we went to war and now there ain't no goin' back. I mean, shit, it's what war is, you know? Once you in it, you in it. If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie. But we gotta fight."

Hazel lives in Hazel, who lives in Escot Park in East Devon, and guests are discouraged from feeding the squirrels.

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"The game is rigged, but you cannot lose if you don't play."