A website called Sleepless In Austin has been making the rounds on Austin, Texas, Facebook pages. It was also posted on Reddit's r/Austin board.
It features this bro, who goes by the name Romeo Rose.
Romeo's ploy has been so "popular" that his site keeps crashing.
Maybe that's because of photos like this...
Or the "photos of my famous friends" section...
But it's probably because Romeo is misogynistic, homophobic, and blatantly racist, and no one can believe that he's real.
Here's just a small selection of the grossest tidbits Mr. Rose says he has to offer one lucky woman.
Spelling and other errors were kept intact.