These guys stole a penguin from the zoo and then dumped it into a river the next day. Not cool. But there’s a happy ending: the penguin (Dirk!) is safe at home now, and remains the cutest ever.
- Parents of the suspected Washington mall gunman who killed five people said he "had mental issues."
- And no, people aren't drilling headphone jacks into their new iPhone 7's 📱❌