1. Meet Vali the chimp and Bam Bam the bear!
2. They live together at a park in South Carolina, where they and their parents were born.
3. They have each other for all the roughin’ and tumblin’ and lovin’ a growing baby needs.
4. They did not know that, in the process of forming such a bond, they would finally spell the end of all of our hearts.
5. It’s over, the cute-o-meter has run out of gasps to gasp and never again will our awwwwws fill the universe like they have today.
6. But to you, Bam Bam and Valli, we wish you nothing but the best.
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