10. "100 Million BC"
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To be fair, no one actually saw this movie.
9. "Troll 3"
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This wasn't supposed to be a toy helicopter blowing up?
8. "Escape from LA"
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This entire clip is here for the amazing shark at :34!
7. "Troll 2"
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Every "special effect" in this life-changing movie just involves rubber and food coloring.
6. "Freddy Vs. Jason"
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Dangers of pot: weird computer generated caterpillars might come up to you.
5. "Lost In Space"
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Oh, Joey.
4. "Anaconda 3"
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People paid money to watch this.
3. "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon"
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I think that shark might be fake.
2. "DarkWolf"
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Here's what IMDB told me about this movie "A hip, very erotic twist on the werewolf thriller, this atmospheric horror film adds a a wickedly sexy appetite to the bloodthirsty cravings of its monster." Um, yeah.
1. "The Mummy Returns"
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The Rock has never looked better.