1. Amelia was born on March 25 and she’s basically the fuzzy realization of everyone’s most embarrassing moment.
2. Here she gazes at a peacock, thinking “why can’t I look like THAT?”
3. Amelia, girl, don’t get down on yourself.
4. You are gorgeous just the way you are, in all of your amazing weirdness.
5. Dem legs.
6. Dem burgeoning humps.
7. Your patchy, fuzzy, dirty-dishwater colored coat!
8. But especially your beautiful face.
9. No really, you’re pretty darn adorable.
10. And some day you’ll grow up to look at smokin’ as your momma!
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