1. Amelia was born on March 25 and she’s basically the fuzzy realization of everyone’s most embarrassing moment.
2. Here she gazes at a peacock, thinking “why can’t I look like THAT?”
3. Amelia, girl, don’t get down on yourself.
4. You are gorgeous just the way you are, in all of your amazing weirdness.
5. Dem legs.
6. Dem burgeoning humps.
7. Your patchy, fuzzy, dirty-dishwater colored coat!
8. But especially your beautiful face.
9. No really, you’re pretty darn adorable.
10. And some day you’ll grow up to look at smokin’ as your momma!
- Kim Jong Nam, the half-brother of North Korea's leader, was killed with a chemical weapon last week at an airport in Malaysia.
- A Kansas man shot three people after allegedly yelling "get out of my country." He thought two of them were Middle Eastern, but they weren't.
- Beyoncé is backing out of Coachella under doctors' advice. But she plans to headline the festival again in 2018 😭🐝