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    Posted on Jul 5, 2013

    Maid Of Honor's Hilarious Reception Rap Riffs On Eminem's "Without Me"

    Best. little. sister. ever.

    The little sister of the bride, Jennifer Gabrielli, broke out this rap out at the reception as a surprise to the bride and groom.

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    Jennifer, you are a badass.

    Eminem's "Without Me," for comparison's sake.

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    And here are the full lyrics to Jennifer's version:

    "Without Me"

    Jennifer Gabrielli

    Maid of Honor Speech

    Two lovers in love walked down the aisle, down the aisle, down the aisle

    Two lovers in love walked down the aisle, down the aisle, down the aisle

    Guess who's here, to get wed

    Cole and Blake, clap your hands

    Cole and Blake,

    Cole and Blake,

    Cole and Blake,

    Cole and Blake...

    [Verse 1]

    I've created a monster, 'cause she doesn't want to

    See "Gabs" no more, she wants "Carroll," we're chopped liver

    Well if you want Carroll, this is what I'll give ya

    A big party, but you can't drink hard liquor

    Back in time, it all started online

    Blake said he was fine, but his friends knew he was lying

    Big Spoon wasn't operatin'

    He couldn't find a Match with a high-wife rating

    He waited so long, then set up with Megan,

    She was whack, Nicole's feedback said we should be datin'

    They found love, I saw it escalatin', a marriage in the works they were speculatin'

    So they met Cece down by the sea, and at the Montage he got down on one knee

    He said, "Without you, I just can't be. So won't you be my Mrs. C?"

    Put on this ring, pick out a dress,

    Call up your girls, and make the guest list

    We've gone steady, but now I know that we're ready

    Wanna be with you forever,

    LET'S GET MARRIED!

    [Chorus 2x]

    Now this looks like it's meant to be, so everybody just toast with me

    Raise your glasses if you're thirsty

    'Cause tonight we're here to P-PAR-TEE

    [Verse 2]

    A little hellion, but I wasn't rebellious

    Sorry I was always so reckless

    I just wanted to be like my big sis,

    But when I was wrong, she told and I yelled "SNITCH!"

    We were matchin', matchin' in fashion

    Even Barb was in on the action, that's fact

    So let's just revel and bask, in the fact that everyone was likin' our class

    It was laughable, I thought it was fine,

    But you had enough when you turned nine

    Well it's back

    Every Christmas we're in our jama jama jama's

    Enter's Blake, and, he REALLY seemed to linger

    New center of attention, moved in for the winter!

    He was guesting, investing in nesting

    Knew Nicole was it, didn't need no testing

    Excuse me, attention please?

    Apprehension, but knew that they were meant to be

    Got their townhouse, down by the sea

    But they wouldn't have me as their third roomie

    [Chorus 2x]

    Now this looks like it's meant to be, so everybody just toast with me

    Raise your glasses if you're thirsty

    'Cause tonight we're here to P-PAR-TEE

    (second time) (It's the wedding of the century!)

    [Verse 3]

    Through thin and thick they ain't gonna quit

    Everybody's talking about this great fit

    Blake, he don't wanna get his butt kicked

    Toilet seat's down and he does the dishes

    Guarantee you'll grow the family tree

    Some pretty cute babies, we can all agree

    You know Nicole, wants thirty or more

    Too much to pay for

    So Blake said four

    Let's go, just give me some nieces,

    A nephew so Barb doesn't fall to pieces

    I'll be there, day or night, rain or shine

    I'm gonna treat your kids like they were mine

    But sometimes it may just seem

    Matrimony ain't what you thought it'd be

    But this just means that you're growing

    Fights are part of the routine

    Though I'm not the first to congratulate ya

    I have the best toast since Bob, the father

    I want you both to know I love ya

    And without warning I'll pop on over

    Here's a true love that works

    You found someone who knows your worth

    You'll change your last name, but I won't cry, cause I love you bigger than the sky

    [Chorus 2x]

    Now this looks like it's meant to be, so everybody please toast with me

    Raise your glasses if you're thirsty

    'Cause tonight we're here to P-PAR-TEE

    (second time) (It's the wedding of the century!)

    Maid of Honor. Out.