“ok. so last night after hitting a gnarly strip club this little guy was handed to me through my car window from a Russian sketch ball. I think that’s considered a rescue… “
“what should I name my cat?”
“me + kitty gonna go write dem hits”
“goodnight animals goodnight Mr. Peep$”
- Donald Trump is the last Republican standing. Ohio Gov. John Kasich has ended his presidential run 🇺🇸
- North Carolina's law blocking trans people from some restrooms violates U.S. civil rights, the Justice Dept. says.
- Alberta, Canada, has declared a provincial state of emergency over a massive fire near Fort McMurray. The area is under mandatory evacuation.