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If All Of Your Ex-Boyfriends Were Cats, These Are The Cats They Would Be

The one who would only eat wet food...

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The one who would pretend to listen to you talk and then later when you mentioned something you'd been telling him about it would always become clear that he was never, ever actually listening.

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The one who wrote you songs, checking a lifelong goal off of your bucket list, but then the songs were weird and terrible instead of sweet and heartfelt, and you wished you could take the check back.

The one who was hilariously too young for you to even be looking at, much less touching, MUCH LESS getting emotionally involved with, and yet here you were and then he broke up with you via text message.

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The one who was so much like you, and so perfect for you, that the world just couldn't allow such compatible and uncomplicated happiness to exist and so something dumb happened to drive you apart forever.

The one you thought for YEARS was the one who got away until one day you looked at him again, and remembered everything the way it actually happened, and realized how lucky you were that it didn't work out.

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