Last month, you were sporting a goatee of sorts.
You look great for 48, bro!
Look, here's a sculpture someone made of your face.
See, doesn't that make you feel better?
You should really feel better about yourself
After all, you own this fabulous shirt
You time-traveled for love
You exorcized a ton of demons.
You got to wear this coat for three whole movies!
US Weekly says people want you (and they do).
You saved all those people on that bus.
Man, you were in one of the best movies of all time!
No really, you are a pretty good actor sometimes.
We love you, Keanu. So cheer up!