1. Last month, you were sporting a goatee of sorts.
2. You look great for 48, bro!
3. But why so serious?
5. See, doesn’t that make you feel better?
8. After all, you own this fabulous shirt
10. You exorcized a ton of demons.
11. You got to wear this coat for three whole movies!
12. US Weekly says people want you (and they do).
13. You saved all those people on that bus.
14. You were enlightened.
15. You fought Dracula
16. I mean, WHOA.
17. Man, you were in one of the best movies of all time!
18. No really, you are a pretty good actor sometimes.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEANU!
- The ACLU is suing the city of Milwaukee and its police for allegedly performing thousands of illegal stop-and-frisk searches that targeted minorities.
- Immigrants are worried two government memos are laying the groundwork for the deportation force President Trump promised on the campaign trail.
- #Peggygate: West Elm offers full refunds for the notoriously disintegrating Peggy Couch days after pulling it from its website 👏