One day you were playing Fallout 4 and after slaying some super mutants and feral ghouls, you wandered into a secret hideaway and met this raggedy dumpster named Deacon.
Admittedly, you were intrigued. Those sunglasses. That pompadour. The sass!!!
Before you know it, Deacs is your new companion... That's when you discover that he changes clothes and hairstyles constantly. Sometimes he just walks around like this...
Maybe you even put him in some of the outfits you collected, and you find yourself admiring your handiwork a little longer than usual.
It starts getting weird between you two...
Then suddenly, on hour 13 of your Fallout all-nighter, you realize it: you want Deacon.
(Admit it: you knew it all along, you just weren't willing to admit it to yourself.)