Tonight, Mindy Kaling proved what her fans have already figured out: she and her staff are the best at writing cute boys in all of history.
All of these guys. Love them. A million XOXOXOXOs, all of you.
But especially, ESPECIALLY: Danny Castellano*. This is a man, played by Chris Messina, who I would literally** gnaw off my own hand if it meant he was real and my boyfriend.
Danny Castellano rolled up his sleeves and prepared to deliver Dr. Mindy Lahiri*'s Secret Santa gift, explaining that it didn't cost him a thing**.
* his will-they-won't-they love interest, obviously.
**not mentioning that it would cost us all our lives.
Source: Fox / JackDonaghy