1. Tonight, Mindy Kaling proved what her fans have already figured out: she and her staff are the best at writing cute boys in all of history.
2. All of these guys. Love them. A million XOXOXOXOs, all of you.
3. But especially, ESPECIALLY: Danny Castellano*. This is a man, played by Chris Messina, who I would literally** gnaw off my own hand if it meant he was real and my boyfriend.
*shown here wearing red reading glasses and working on one of his prize gingerbread houses. God help us all.
4. Tonight on The Mindy Project something truly magical happened (please brace yourself)…
5. Danny Castellano rolled up his sleeves and prepared to deliver Dr. Mindy Lahiri*’s Secret Santa gift, explaining that it didn’t cost him a thing**.
- his will-they-won’t-they love interest, obviously.
**not mentioning that it would cost us all our lives.
Source: Fox / JackDonaghy
7. And to the perfect tune of “Try Again” by Aaliyah*.
13. If you need that on a constant loop, here’s a Vine.
- Arkansas has carried out the first double execution since 2000. The state had scheduled 8 executions before a key drug expires.
- "Stealthing," or purposefully removing a condom during sex without consent, has become a new trend. But victims say it is another form of assault.
- The same Russian hackers who interfered in the 2016 US presidential election are now active in German and French politics 💻
- A popular app changed the name of a filter after people complained it whitewashes them. The filter still lightens your skin though 🤔