1. “Hey, I’m going to bed…”
LOLOLOL, yeah right.
2. Any physical contact beyond hug and you will literally burst into flames.
3. It’s a very direct correlation.
(and any day where they get too close is one of the worst days of your life)
4. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ANONYMOUS TURNED ON.
(the chart for old Myspace would just be one circle)
5. “Sure, I’ll be there!” *furiously reloads RSVP list*
6. You’re not faking, it just HAPPENS.
7. ~*~*~*~*~ their face ~*~*~*~*~
8. “I’ll wait five minutes before I like this so they won’t know I’m reloading their page over and over.”
9. The days when they fav >1 thing are literally the best days of your life.
- The Trump administration is reportedly considering a set of policies to prosecute parents who illegally enter the US with their children.
- Norma McCorvey, the woman behind the landmark 1973 Supreme Court case, Roe v. Wade, has died in Texas at 69.
- Mark Sanford held a town hall on Saturday that he organized with Indivisible, a group dedicated to holding members of Congress' feet to the fire.
- Donald Glover has been cast as Simba in Disney's remake of "The Lion King."