1. “Hey, I’m going to bed…”
LOLOLOL, yeah right.
2. Any physical contact beyond hug and you will literally burst into flames.
3. It’s a very direct correlation.
(and any day where they get too close is one of the worst days of your life)
4. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ANONYMOUS TURNED ON.
(the chart for old Myspace would just be one circle)
5. “Sure, I’ll be there!” *furiously reloads RSVP list*
6. You’re not faking, it just HAPPENS.
7. ~*~*~*~*~ their face ~*~*~*~*~
8. “I’ll wait five minutes before I like this so they won’t know I’m reloading their page over and over.”
9. The days when they fav >1 thing are literally the best days of your life.
- Rudy Giuliani is no longer being considered for a position in the Trump administration. Trump says the former NYC mayor withdrew his name.
- President Obama has ordered a full review of hacking related to the 2016 election. Officials have alleged Russia used the hacks to interfere with the election.
- South Korean President Park Geun-hye has apologized for negligence after lawmakers impeached her over a corruption scandal.
- In dream jobs: Everyone loves a guy on YouTube going around London reviewing chicken shops 🍗