9 Completely Accurate Crappy Charts That Explain Having A Crush

Their favs > everything else in your life.

1. "Hey, I'm going to bed..."

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LOLOLOL, yeah right.

2. Any physical contact beyond hug and you will literally burst into flames.

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3. It's a very direct correlation.

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(and any day where they get too close is one of the worst days of your life)

4. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ANONYMOUS TURNED ON.

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(the chart for old Myspace would just be one circle)

5. "Sure, I'll be there!" *furiously reloads RSVP list*

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6. You're not faking, it just HAPPENS.

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7. ~*~*~*~*~ their face ~*~*~*~*~

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8. "I'll wait five minutes before I like this so they won't know I'm reloading their page over and over."

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9. The days when they fav >1 thing are literally the best days of your life.

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