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Your idea of a fun date involves finding complimentary weird stuff together at a thrift store.
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You have strong feelings about which thrift chains have the best stuff and the best deals.
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You are slightly superstitious about how to have "lucky" thrift shopping days.
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You were upset when Macklemore made it big, because it meant everyone knew your secret.
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Not to mention that you would never dream of popping a tag.
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You think of styles entirely in terms of which decade they came from.
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And you have different ideas than most people about what's still cool.
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You put a lot of thought into the outfits you wear to go thrift shopping.
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You spend a lot of time trying to understand why someone ever would have gotten rid of some of this amazing stuff.
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This doesn't look overwhelming, it looks incredibly fun.
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You've started recreating your own grandmother's kitchen piece by piece.
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You have to visit every section of a thrift store before you leave, just in case there's something amazing you might miss.
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You dream of getting rich by finding secretly incredibly valuable things at Goodwill for a few dollars.
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Cat sweaters are a significant part of your wardrobe.
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You like to brag about how cheap you are.
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You can't imagine spending more than $20 on a piece of clothing...
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And the best feeling in the world is surveying your haul after a successful thrift day.
