1. He has produced over 50 paintings of puppies. According to his art teacher, Bonnie Flood, Bush's first artistic love was puppies before he moved on to landscapes. We'd like to get him back in touch with his original love: George, if you come to BuzzFeed, you may paint for us as many puppies as your heart desires. Atlanta News, Weather, Traffic, and Sports | FOX 5 2. And they are excellent paintings indeed! swampland.time.com Here's one he did of Barney Bush, who recently passed away. 3. He recently posted what might be the greatest photograph of all time to Facebook. facebook.com 4. And arranged for the best White House lawn portrait ever. poolandpatio.about.com "All black everything." 5. He obviously understands that having dogs do people things is the funniest thing. facebook.com facebook.com This picture alone could probably get him hired. 6. He even got creative with it. facebook.com 7. And he also enjoys cats (obviously a requirement to work here). bushcenter.org This is the latest animal addition to the Bush family: a cat named Bob. BOB. blog.themodernpet.com And here he is playing with his cat, Ernie, back in 2000. 8. He is clearly as fascinated by tiny, tiny owls as we are. indecisionforever.com georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov 9. George always recognized the comedic potential of the presidential turkey pardoning. Getty Images Getty Images More information here. 10. He is friendly with the growing bunny community. Gerald Herbert / AP 11. He's even cautiously interested in parrots! npr.org 12. More importantly, he put little hats on his dog. facebook.com facebook.com 13. He understands that animals make people happy. facebook.com 14. After all, Barney made him happy. facebook.com facebook.com 15. In conclusion, George W. Bush, we implore you to listen to your heart. facebook.com Come work for BuzzFeed Animals, where we will never ask you to paint anything other than a puppy. Apply within.