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15 Reasons George W. Bush Should Come Work For BuzzFeed Animals

BuzzFeed Animals is currently hiring an Associate Animals Editor, and George, your offer is officially on the table.

1. He has produced over 50 paintings of puppies.

According to his art teacher, Bonnie Flood, Bush's first artistic love was puppies before he moved on to landscapes. We'd like to get him back in touch with his original love: George, if you come to BuzzFeed, you may paint for us as many puppies as your heart desires.

2. And they are excellent paintings indeed!

Here's one he did of Barney Bush, who recently passed away.

3. He recently posted what might be the greatest photograph of all time to Facebook.

4. And arranged for the best White House lawn portrait ever.

"All black everything."

5. He obviously understands that having dogs do people things is the funniest thing.

This picture alone could probably get him hired.

6. He even got creative with it.

7. And he also enjoys cats (obviously a requirement to work here).

This is the latest animal addition to the Bush family: a cat named Bob. BOB.

And here he is playing with his cat, Ernie, back in 2000.

8. He is clearly as fascinated by tiny, tiny owls as we are.

9. George always recognized the comedic potential of the presidential turkey pardoning.

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10. He is friendly with the growing bunny community.

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11. He's even cautiously interested in parrots!

12. More importantly, he put little hats on his dog.

13. He understands that animals make people happy.

14. After all, Barney made him happy.

15. In conclusion, George W. Bush, we implore you to listen to your heart.

Come work for BuzzFeed Animals, where we will never ask you to paint anything other than a puppy. Apply within.