1. "But isn't Kolkata, like, really dirty and backward?"
But aren't you, like, really ignorant?
2. “Golgappas/pani puris are way better than phuchkas.”
3. “Oh I totally know a Bengali song." *KORBO LORBO JEETBO REEEE*
4. “You live in Kolkata? Oh so you are obviously a Bengali.”
5. “So there’s roshogulla, mishti doi and shondesh. Are these the only desserts you guys have?”
6. “Does Kolkata even have cafés and malls?”
No. We mostly spend all of our time at the fish market and then go to Kalighat.