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    29 Jokes That'll Make You Laugh If You've Ever Online Shopped

    "I like getting cute texts like 'your order has been shipped'"

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    Therapist: "And what do we do when we are sad?" "Spend money on something I don't need to get a momentary serotonin rush before remembering I can't afford this" Therapist: "No"

    Twitter: @TechnicallyRon

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    Shopping online be like from memes

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    Wanna buy something but can’t find it online? Just text someone about it! Instagram will show you ads the next minute. Problem solved.

    Twitter: @highyoushe

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    Twitter: @ribsrep

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    Beauty products these days from ExpectationVsReality

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    Me: Adds over $100 of items to cart Shipping: $12.50 Me:

    Twitter: @JayStarBeatz

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    Nice Guess from amazonreviews

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    Me: I need cute new clothes Also me: *adds three more black tops to my cart*

    Twitter: @LaurenElizabeth

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    My friend ordered 50 shades of grey on ebay, this is what she received. from funny

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    My online shopping style: Put everything I like in the cart. Edit. Edit more. Edit until I’m down to one item. Decide it’s not even worth typing out my credit card info. Watch free porn.

    Twitter: @AnnaKendrick47

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    I ain‘t even mad from ExpectationVsReality

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    Twitter: @JacobWhitesides

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    That cuts deep from amazonreviews

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    me online shopping to distract myself from my problems

    Twitter: @PRADAXBBY

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    Giant Teddy Bear from ExpectationVsReality

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    why does every male model on ASOS look like they've just bumped into the girl they've been ghosting

    Twitter: @josefbone

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    What they ordered vs. what they got from ExpectationVsReality

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    I put stuff into the online shopping cart and then leave the website thinking, “if I really need it the algorithm will remind me!”

    Twitter: @jtrain56

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    Well, it fits the cat from ExpectationVsReality

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    i like getting cute texts like “your order has been shipped”

    Twitter: @_princessmagggs

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    I knew I was taking a gamble ordering from Wish.... but still, I couldnt stop laughing when my blanket finally arrived! from ExpectationVsReality

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    my impatient ass tracking the order i just placed 2 minutes ago

    Twitter: @lexisggabrielle

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    Online shopping from ExpectationVsReality

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    when im sad i order things online. gotta stay alive for 3-5 business days ok here we go

    Twitter: @moodswinqz

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    This patch I ordered off amazon... from ExpectationVsReality

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    Twitter: @AndyLeeman91