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Therapist: "And what do we do when we are sad?" "Spend money on something I don't need to get a momentary serotonin rush before remembering I can't afford this" Therapist: "No"
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Wanna buy something but can’t find it online? Just text someone about it! Instagram will show you ads the next minute. Problem solved.
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Normalize free shipping.
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Me: Adds over $100 of items to cart Shipping: $12.50 Me:
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Me: I need cute new clothes Also me: *adds three more black tops to my cart*
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My online shopping style: Put everything I like in the cart. Edit. Edit more. Edit until I’m down to one item. Decide it’s not even worth typing out my credit card info. Watch free porn.
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online shopping for myself like..
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me online shopping to distract myself from my problems
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why does every male model on ASOS look like they've just bumped into the girl they've been ghosting
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I put stuff into the online shopping cart and then leave the website thinking, “if I really need it the algorithm will remind me!”
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i like getting cute texts like “your order has been shipped”
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when im sad i order things online. gotta stay alive for 3-5 business days ok here we go